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Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug
Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug
Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug
Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug
Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug
Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug
Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug
Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug

Cum As You Are Bundle - Doggo, Cowgirls, Tug

$117.00

The Cum As You Are Bundle features Cowgirls, Doggo, and Tug... a little something for everyone. No matter your style

Designed In & Shipped from the USA

Expertly finished and painted by hand

High-quality, weatherproof resin

To keep them looking their best, we suggest placing them in a shady spot (and giving them some privacy)

Each Gnaughty Gnome is hand-painted with love, attitude, and a touch of chaos — so slight variations in skin tone or clothing color are totally normal (and make yours even more one-of-a-kind). No two troublemakers are exactly alike!

Fast & Discreet Shipping

No judgment here—just quick delivery and packaging that keeps it our little secret.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

If your gnome doesn’t bring the laughs, we’ll make it right. No awkward questions asked.

Blush Worthy Quality

Handcrafted with care and just the right amount of wrong. These aren’t your average lawn ornaments.

Colorful figurines of people by a pool with a tree in the background

Monthly Mischief Awaits

Surprise Yourself

Sign up and get a surprise gnome delivered every other month. Limited spots. Maximum giggles.

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More Gnomes, More Mischief

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Munchette

$39.99

Peggy

$39.99

Adam & Steve

$39.99

Munch

$39.99

Cowgirls

$39.99

Tug

$39.99

Double Tug

$49.99

Toot

$39.99

Your most burning questions, answered with a wink.

Absolutely. Our gnomes love the outdoors—but they’ll cause a scene wherever you put them.

Yep! But we’ve seen them on desks, bookshelves, bathrooms, and even wedding cakes (true story).

Not yet—but we’re working on it. Have an idea? Slide into our inbox and let’s talk.

Oh yeah. Check our promos—because gnomes are always better in groups.