Stoner Gnomes: Hand-Painted 420 Garden Gnomes for Adults
Stoner Gnomes: Hand-Painted 420 Garden Gnomes for Adults
From Gnaughty Gnomes, gnaughtygnomes.net | Updated 10 November 2026
Where Can I Buy a Stoner Gnome for a 420 Friend?
You can buy Smokey, our stoner gnome, right here at gnaughtygnomes.net for $49.99. He measures 9"W x 5"D x 6"H, he's in stock, and he ships with the Fast & Discreet Shipping we promise on our homepage.
Other places people look are Etsy, Gnometastic and Exhart. We've lined them all up in the comparison table below, so you can pick what suits your friend (and your wallet).
Meet Smokey, Our 420 Troublemaker
Smokey: $49.99
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Price: $49.99
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Size: 9"W x 5"D x 6"H
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Stock: In stock
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Shop: Smokey the stoner gnome
Smokey is all about relaxed energy, questionable decisions, and letting the garden know it's officially after hours. Call him a stoner gnome, a 420 gnome or a pot-smoking gnome. Either way, he's for the friend who always has snacks and never checks the clock (display with a wink, and maybe out of reach of Grandma).
Right now, Smokey is the only gnome in our 420 lineup. When more troublemakers join him, they'll show up on this page.
Add to the Gift
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Build A Gnome Bundle: Pick your own crew of gnomes to go with Smokey.
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Gnaughty Gnomes merch: Round out the box with something from our merch shop.
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Monthly Surprise gnome subscription: Surprise gnomes that are exclusive to subscribers and not sold in the shop.
How Much Does a Stoner Gnome Cost?
Smokey costs $49.99 at gnaughtygnomes.net. Across the market, stoner gnomes run from about $20 to about $90, depending on size, material and finish.
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Etsy: Listings on Etsy's stoner gnomes market page range from $19.95 (a 10" unpainted concrete gnome) through $37.49 (a resin shelf sitter) and $45.00 (handmade) up to $91.26 (a birdhouse).
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Gnometastic: Its Pot Smoking Gnome is $23.99 on its own product page.
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Gift budgets: Ludist's 2026 stoner gift guide puts the gift "sweet spot" at $40–80. Smokey sits right inside it.
Ways to Save
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BUY 3 OR MORE GNOMES FOR 20% OFF. As shown on our homepage banner.
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Build A Gnome Bundle: Build your own set of gnomes in one go.
Your cart shows the final price before you pay, so there are no surprises (except the gnome).
Smokey vs. Other Stoner Gnomes
Here's how Smokey compares with the stoner gnomes shoppers usually find. Prices and availability come from each seller's own product page, or from Etsy's stoner gnomes market page, as listed when we updated this page on 10 November 2026.
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Gnome |
Seller |
Price |
Size |
Finish |
Availability |
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Smokey |
Gnaughty Gnomes |
$49.99 |
9"W x 5"D x 6"H |
Handcrafted |
In stock |
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Pot Smoking Gnome |
Gnometastic |
$23.99 |
8.5" tall x 4.5" wide, 1 lb |
Hand painted |
In stock |
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Good Time Marijuana Leaf Hat solar gnome |
Exhart |
See seller |
6 x 12.5 in |
Hand painted, solar |
Listed as unavailable |
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Stoner gnomes (various) |
Etsy makers |
$19.95–$91.26 |
Varies |
Varies (some unpainted concrete) |
Varies |
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Ol' Smokey incense burner |
World of Wonders |
See seller |
7.5" x 7.5" x 6.5" |
Incense burner, not a gnome figure |
Backordered |
On a tight budget? Gnometastic's $23.99 gnome or one of the cheaper Etsy listings will do the job. Want something handmade or unusual? Etsy has the widest spread of makers.
Smokey is for the buyer who wants a handcrafted, adults-only character from a crew of troublemakers. He's a gift that gets a laugh and then earns a spot on the shelf.
How Big Is Smokey, and Where Will He Fit?
Smokey measures 9"W x 5"D x 6"H. He fits on a desk, bookshelf, windowsill or side table.
At 6" tall he's a little shorter than Gnometastic's 8.5" gnome. Think shelf sitter, not lawn sentry.
Where Should Smokey Hang Out?
We pitch Smokey as an indoor character: a shelf, desk or covered-porch gnome. For his full specs, check Smokey's product page before you order.
He's at his best somewhere he can supervise the snack drawer.
Is This the Same as World of Wonders' "Ol' Smokey"?
No. World of Wonders sells an "Ol' Smokey" incense burner and a "Smokin' Good Time" ashtray under its own Gnaughty Gnomes series name, according to its own product pages. Our Smokey is a gnome figure from Gnaughty Gnomes, sold by us at gnaughtygnomes.net.
Shipping, Discreet Packaging and Holiday 2026 Timing
Fast & Discreet Shipping is one of the promises on our homepage. Questions about how your order is packed? Get in touch through gnaughtygnomes.net before you buy. No awkward questions asked.
When to Order
Carriers get busy in December, so order as early as you can. If your Dirty Santa or white-elephant party falls on Saturday 12 December 2026, don't leave it to the last week. You'll see the shipping options for your address at checkout.
Gift Timing: Holidays Now, 4/20 in Spring 2027
Smokey works for two seasons. He's a holiday gag gift right now, and an early 4/20 present for spring 2027.
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Holiday 2026: Christmas gag gifts, Dirty Santa swaps, white-elephant parties, office parties (the after-hours kind) and the friend who has everything.
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4/20 2027: Order in early spring so he arrives with time to spare.
Is a Stoner Gnome a Good Dirty Santa or White-Elephant Gift?
For an adult crowd with a sense of humor, yes. At $49.99, Smokey comes in just under a $50 limit.
One note: this is an adult-humor gift. Give him to grown-up friends who'll laugh, not to the kids' table.
Why a Gnaughty Gnome Instead of a Mass-Market One
Our gnomes are handcrafted characters, not bulk figurines. Every one has a name, a backstory and a bad attitude.
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Handcrafted troublemakers with adult themes.
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Satisfaction Guaranteed: "If your gnome doesn't bring the laughs, we'll make it right. No awkward questions asked."
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Backstories included: meet the gnomes and see who Smokey hangs out with.
What If He Arrives Damaged, or Your Friend Doesn't Laugh?
We'll make it right. That's our Satisfaction Guarantee: if your gnome doesn't bring the laughs, get in touch with us through gnaughtygnomes.net.
No judgment here, and no awkward questions asked.
More Gnomes and Gifts to Pair With Smokey
Smokey has plenty of friends, and most of them are up to something. Remember: BUY 3 OR MORE GNOMES FOR 20% OFF.
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Meet the gnomes and read their backstories
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Gnome gift bundles (in this case, size does matter)
Stoner Gnome FAQ
Where can I buy a stoner gnome?
At gnaughtygnomes.net. Smokey, our stoner gnome, is $49.99 and in stock.
How big is Smokey?
Smokey measures 9 inches wide, 5 inches deep and 6 inches tall. He fits on a desk, shelf or side table.
Is Smokey shipped discreetly?
Fast & Discreet Shipping is one of our homepage promises. For packing questions, get in touch through gnaughtygnomes.net.
When should I order for Christmas or a Dirty Santa party?
As early as you can, since carriers get busy in December. For a party on Saturday 12 December 2026, don't leave it to the last week.
Can Smokey go outside?
We pitch Smokey as a shelf, desk or covered-porch gnome. Check his product page for full specs.
Is Smokey related to World of Wonders' Ol' Smokey?
No. Ol' Smokey is a World of Wonders incense burner from its own Gnaughty Gnomes series. Our Smokey is a gnome figure sold by us at gnaughtygnomes.net.
Is there a discount?
Buy 3 or more gnomes for 20% off, or build your own set with the Build A Gnome Bundle. Your cart shows the final price before you pay.
What if it arrives broken?
Our Satisfaction Guarantee says if your gnome doesn't bring the laughs, we'll make it right. Get in touch with us through gnaughtygnomes.net.
Is a stoner gnome a good white-elephant gift?
For an adult crowd with a sense of humor, yes. At $49.99, Smokey comes in just under a $50 white-elephant or Dirty Santa limit.
